singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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