I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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