Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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