I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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