nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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