Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Never underestimate the power of titties
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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