i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
