dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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