if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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