He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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