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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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