oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
There's even glitter on my cock...
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