Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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