Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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