i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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