If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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