Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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