I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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