At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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