you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Randomize
