dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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