I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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