So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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