Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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