Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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