Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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