Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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