I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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