it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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