I just cut my nipple shaving
I smell stomach acid.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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