I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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