home. puking in laundry basket.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
