Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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