As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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