like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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