i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Its about making memories worth repressing
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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