before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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