I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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