Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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