I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
