I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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