I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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