I understand Curling. That high.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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