I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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