Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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