Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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