accomplished twins. life is a go
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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