Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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