oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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