Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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