AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I am available for nakedness
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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