I heard we made out
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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