She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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