So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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