To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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