brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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