Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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