last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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