Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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