Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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